Must be sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song, and with a twang.”
Come and listen to a story bout a man named Red
A self made man who rarely went to bed,
He worked so much he was always in a mood
His wife told him that lately he was rude!
Mean and such. From working much…
Well, next thing you know old Red’s a millionaire
The wise folk said “ Red move away from there!”
Said, Californy is the place you wanna flee
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Tennessee
To a farm you know. In an S.U.V.
The state of Californy does want to try to bilk,
Red and folks that are his working ilk,
The only question left if you make a lot of dough
is where in America should the cap it al ists go?
Florida, Texas, Tennessee. Sit a spell. Put your feet up, have a beer. Ya’ll come back for a visit, hear?